To the fuctard who stole my bike.

Go to hell!

Dear Life

Where have you gone and why did you not let me in on the joke. At least you could have let me know I have the plague, a "Kick Me" sign on my back, killed someone, completely repulsive... whatever it is that is going on with my "life".

So until you let me in on it don't bother calling I won't answer.