Here's to low expectations

So we went up to Kokomo last night. I know why Kokomo? I had been up there once a long time ago to the one gay bar up there and it was pretty tragic. If any of you have been to Illusions, it made that place look klassy. Anyway Hurricane Summers was up there performing so we decided to take a road trip up. It was actually fun and the place looked MUCH better than it had before. The owner has put a lot of money into the place.

So I don't really know how many jack and cokes I had but let's just say it was quite a bit. It got so bad I was drinking beer from a pitcher that didn't belong to me. So there you go low expectations and good results.