For those of you who are unaware of S.A.D. please let me be the first to inform you of this wonderful new holiday. Those devils at Hallmark did it again, seeing the untapped market on valentine's day they invented Singles Awareness Day aka S.A.D.. This is an opportunity to get into the single market that seems to avoid February 14th altogether. When you visit the hallmark store and purchase 3 cards solely for yourself and non other then you will receive with that purchase a fifth of Jack Daniels and a plush bear. This bear is much like the bears they usually sell but they don't come in pairs or magnetized. These bears come alone and with velcro so they can attach and separate quite easily. They don't need to find a bear with a compatible magnet or a magnet at all just sit to another bear until satisfied and release. Be careful some velcro may take fur or unwanted debris from other bears. You may have to bring the bear in for cleaning at the free Hallmark S.A.D. clinic.
Alas a day for us singles where we are free to do or not do as we please any money spent on this day is strictly for you and you alone. Feel no need to placate anyone with flowers or dinner or a card. Just sit back, order a pizza, put in the porn and roll over and go to sleep whenever you want without talking or cuddling.
Happy S.A.D. everyone except married people or those in relationships you have your day leave me alone.
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