Monday, August 18, 2008

Further Tales of Belligerent Gay Driver

When we last saw our hero he was probably flipping someone off. Today we find him being much calmer. When the jackhole on Binford turned right in front of him and made him slam on his breaks and hoping the line of SUV's behind him wouldn't slam into the trunk. He simply swore to himself. I honestly think he was in too much shock that the dickwad would pull that kind of move on that road during rush hour to give the one finger salute and lay on the horn, which is what would normally happen. Later in his drive home idiot number two was taking up two lanes of traffic now normally Belligerent Gay Driver wouldn't care as long as they were going faster, behind him or in another state but this jerk off was in fact in front and moving at a snails pace. But today BGD just gunned it around as soon as the opportunity presented itself and then slowed down in front of the jerk. Satisfied he moves on, this time to gentleman who pulled out of a parking structure at lightening speed about hitting our hero and then gunning past him only to slow down and then turn without a signal. This is where our hero springs to action with a finger out the window a hand on the horn and the battle cry of "Look jackass it's called a turn signal, to signal other drivers you are turning you fuctard." Yes all of this in a 15 minute commute. Who says adventures have to be epic.

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